No Three Way Play for me today...

So its no lie, or at least I'm open enough that I've mentioned it once or twice....I have fun with threesomes.

I have a few people across the country that I film scenes with and these are generally the people I call upon when I get a hankering for some three way fun.

This morning, woke up and the mood was to check out the m4mw section. I know a guy I can call on short notice to get over here....all thats missing is a third, totally straight guy.

Anyone ever notice how fucking picky those ads are?

Not to be a cunt about it, but not a lot of people are waking up in a mood to invite a second guy into their bedroom, so I guess what I'm asking is, since when did it become ok for beggars to be such choosers?!

I'm hot, attractive, kinky as hell....and curvy. With some of these guys, you can look at the size of their dicks and tell they rarely get to feel the touch of a throat on their dick as most of our society is filled to the brim with ewch, ouch girls. They would have a blast with me....but on principle alone, I will not reply when they throw out the line, 'no chubbies please'.

To them I say, eat a dick.

I'm giving up and giving in on a threesome today...perhaps, I'll try another day when the audience is a bit more........accepting of human flaws.

So today, I guess I'll just play the craigslist game and see who wants their cock deep in my throat!!!!!

Doggy Style

It's a position, not a code word for anal, boys.

Come to me ill-educated and don't be shocked when you leave all sad cos you didn't get to stick your cock in my ass....

Don't like to be a meanie.....

Not in my nature to deal with conflict....

But if ya make me, I will.

Hotels...

I suppose I am just talking to myself when I blog here, but, oh well....

Gotta say it somewhere, right?

Today, I choose to have a conversation with myself about hotels....why some are so bothered and why I, even when I have been staying somewhere else, choose to use a hotel...

First off, I have encountered some not so nice people during my time as an escort...

I've run into people that I have had to turn away even after the donation has been made and the action has started...

And once I've encountered these kind of folk???

I change rooms. No ifs, ands or buts about it, I do not want them to be able to casually return to my location and be able to find me.

I went on the TNA Board about this one, but I've been threated with a gun.

After an appointment was set.

After the dude already knew where I was.

I canceled on him because he broke protocol.

That night, he sent me a threatening text. I changed rooms five minutes later.

Now, if I were to have been in an apartment while I was there and he had the same information about me....it wouldn't be such an easy thing to just "switch" apartments.

My big swan song in this illicitness is coming to an end...at least in the face-to-face type of way....still planning on camming and a few other things will be happening, but once I get back to the 9-5 world, my days as an escort are waning.

Once I have a place, I will only be doing outcalls......if I must do an "in", I will get a room...at the point I am at now, that statement is one that will cost me a surprising number of clients...already has in all honesty.

Why can't I maintain some sort of privacy about where I really live though? If we get down to it, none of us know for certain that the information we share within the hobby, names, phone numbers and the like.....is accurate. Why can I not maintain the same modicum of anonymity regarding where I lay my head at night? Where my puppy stays while I'm out shopping or working?

For better or worse, I picked this path and all of its potential for badness, but I do have a say on how much anyone knows about my non-temporary home.

Arcade...

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Check It!!!

Gentlemen....

Can we please agree that a term I have used when shopping for clothes for my entire life means something different to you yet is still a recognized definition of the word.

And can we please, dear god, settle on a different word to emphasize "thin"?!

Hey, novel idea, why not just use "thin"?

Svelte.

Lanky.

Supermodel-esque.

Anything but goddamn, motherfucking petite.

Which refers to a clothing size.

For short people.

Because the last time I checked, I can buy clothes at Ann Taylor LOFT. (A petite clothing store). And they sell sizes larger than 00. And I don't have to have their clothes tailored....because they are already made for petite women. 5 ft 3 and under. I am 5 ft. even. PETITE.

Sorry for the rant. Bad day.